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A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a big, tough looking guy in a dobak with a ragged black belt. The man has cauliflower ears and numerous scars on his face. Saint Peter asks the man: "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies: "I am the 10-time Taekwondo World Champion!" Saint Peter consults his list and tells the man: "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." When it is the minister's turn, he stands erect and says: "I was the pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years." Saint Peter consults his list and tells the minister: "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." "Just a minute," says the minister. "You gave that guy a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be when I have been preaching the gospel all my life?" "In heaven, we reward results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; but when he entered the ring, people prayed." Source: http://tkdtutor.com/04Student/Humor/Jokes/Jokes01.htm
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